Country boy, and now living his French dream as a real-life pig farmer. He’s particularly proud of Norman, our stud boar. Ex-rugby referee, and currently employed as soigneur by our local rugby team, Habas, Mr Terrehouse is chuffed to bits to have accidentally found himself living in a part of France where rugby is practically a religion. Is adamant that “you can’t dig in *** plimsolls”.
Teaches when she’s not pig and poultry farming and dreams of the day when their house renovation will be finished. Pretty keen on Twitter (’one hundred and forty fast characters’), is the proud owner of a retro/old Iphone which she’s not sure she’ll ever bother to upgrade, and loves punctuation and all things family.
Scout the Ex-Pat Dog
Black-and-white Lurcher, she’s the fastest dog for miles around, by miles, and a great guard dog. Spends her day sunbathing, babyminding piglets and chasing lizards. It’s a dog’s life.
Rebby the Ex-Pat Cat
Very very handsome cat, with a split personality: good and mean in equal measure. Thinks Terrehouse is cat heaven-on-earth and likes to be Up High – food and sneaking on to the bed on a cold night are his only enticement Down.
Our hugely supportive reasons to be cheerful.